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@iAmJuddy: Wifey: We should get a chest freezer.

Me: We don't need a freezer that big.

Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Wifey: We should get a chest freezer.

Me: We don’t need a freezer that big.

Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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