@TweetingDadGuy: Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point.
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@Sophie2078: Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship.
@TheHyyyype: ME: seen the loch ness monster? HER: it's not real M: *unzips pants* wanna bet? H: *rolls eyes* sure M: k i'll pee and then we'll google it
@TheWoodenslurpy: I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.