@TweetingDadGuy: Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point.
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@KentWGraham: Misery loves company. And from what I can tell, the company she loves is the one where I work.
@shutupmikeginn: if someone asks me if I need help finding something in a department store I like to slowly describe a gun
@imteddybless: [cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?