@living_marble: Wild horses could easily drag me away from anything, even from my favorite activity. Wild horses are super crazy strong.
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@stockejock: SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PREGNANT LADIES GETTING READY FOR THE BIG WEEKEND COMING UP !!! #labordayweekend
@truegritrumble: I've been kicked out of my gym for dressing like the grim reaper and standing silently behind people on treadmills.