@flashember: [Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]
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@_davidlucas_: The best part of Halloween is all the Jehovah's Witnesses wondering why they're being given candy.
@Marlebean: If I could have dinner with anyone, alive or dead, no question, I would want to have pizza.
@joerogan: There's an age where being drunk becomes pathetic but if you hang in there somewhere around 70 it becomes cool again.