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@JimmerThatisAll: Will no one rid me of this turbulent poodle?
@Book_Krazy: Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues
Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE
@Oobrey: If I had any self control I'd probably eat that too.
@SophieWarnes: This is brilliant
@thinkcomedy: A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby
@PajamaBen_: You know what I really like about you, girl? You're really down to earth. *waits for response, nothing. Goes to next tombstone* You know wha