@thefurlinator: will somebody tell my friend its spelled "gif" not "gf" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer
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@BigHeb7: Free advice: Saying "meaty shaft" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.
@abbycohenwl: Mama Bear: Ok but last time Papa Bear: Thanks, babe [she puts on a Goldilocks wig] Mama Bear (falsetto): I can't sleep here! It's toooo hard
@Abusitron: How many children do I want to have? Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
@salamingia: Hi, is your resort child friendly? Yes it is sir. Would you like to make a reservation? *hangs up