@RSun82: Will someone please surgically remove this bag of chips from my hand
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@TheAlexP: * wishes on shooting star " the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"
@TheTweetOfGod: 150 different species go extinct every single day. Even worse, you keep not being one of them.
@girlnarly: [mcdonalds] me: two marijuanas please employee: this is the mcdonald’s drive thru me: two McMarijuanas please