@RSun82: Will someone please surgically remove this bag of chips from my hand
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@slimmy_shady: Scientists claim that the Big Bang was the loudest noise that has ever occured in history. They obviously haven't met my kids.
@Cheeseboy22: Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
@KKAlThani: My biggest fear is laughing at a joke I didn't understand and someone asks me to explain it to them.
@OW_Divine: like honestly if werewolves wanted to keep themselves lowkey then why is their name literally ‘we’re wolves’ i mean