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@Mr_Kapowski: "Will you marry me?"

"The cookie was poison"

"The lotto numbers will never win"

Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies

“Will you marry me?”

“The cookie was poison”

“The lotto numbers will never win”

Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies

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