@Donna_McCoy: Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn.
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@SwedishCanary: Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but it's not necessary to show it off.
@withanewname: Times are tough, my daughter just repossessed a paper airplane she made me, over a quarter I owed her from yesterday
@TheCatWhisprer: I've never been camping but one time I ordered something from Amazon that wasn't Prime Eligible.
@HelmdawgE: My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, "how did the job interview go?" in front of everyone.