@Donna_McCoy: Willpower? Sure. It's in the garage with my unicorn.
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@osigat: ? Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be... ? Wait, hang on...my bad, those are vultures.
@TheCiscoKidder: The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds.
@gabemakesmusic: My 5 year plan is to get an amp for my bass. That fish sure does love his energy drinks
@Try2StopME: Jellyfish have survived here on Earth for 650 million years without brains. Great news for stupid people.