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@maurex23: WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore.
EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear--
CEO: you're fired.

WINDEX CEO: listen, I can’t have you making puns anymore. 
EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear– 
CEO: you’re fired.

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