@o__0Dev: Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
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@seethenare: If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out.
@KrispyTacoBelle: High maintenance? Is that when you get stoned and fix random shit around the house?
@timdonakowski: When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?" I'm funny that way.