@o__0Dev: Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
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@Blondiethegood: I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting.
@WilliamAder: I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!