@o__0Dev: Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
@hell_homer: This is your brain: [hippo standing in a field] This is your brain on twitter: [100s of people surround the hippo patting it rhythmically]
@lejessica: The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called.
@moose_chocolate: "I probably shouldn't have said that out loud"
@fletchworld73: So after vacuuming with the new Dyson, I'm pleasantly surprised to learn that the carpet upstairs is actually hardwood.