@o__0Dev: Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it.
@TheRobCee: "I need a car. What do you have?"
"Well, we have a Subaru Outback"
"But what kind of Subaru?"
"I don't CARE where you keep it..."
@rickolantern: *replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd
@Home_Halfway: Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
@priscillastamos: Not all heroes wear capes