@TweetingDadGuy: Winter is great because it gets dark earlier and you can get a head start on your shady activities.
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@veronaway2: I admire the guy who named duct tape. He was a marketing genius. He knew naming it abduct tape would be more accurate, but a harder sell.
@krishna_van: "Give me a positive adjective..." "Splendid." "Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?" "Splendidn't."
@awescar: *rips finished page from adult coloring book* *puts it on daughter's toy kitchen fridge*