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@BruceForce: Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops.
@murrman5: [the beeping to remind me to put on my seatbelt finally gives up]
*looks at driving test instructor*
@Matt_The_1st: "What's wrong with our country?"
"Who are we going to reelect in 2012?"
@Paige__xxx: Marriage means commitment. So does insanity.
@Darchstar078: Fact: Roughly 40% of my childhood was spent preparing for the day I fall into a pit of quicksand.
@mrtruthandsoul: "Bjärk! Bjärk!"