@BruceForce: Wipes away your tears using three precise karate chops.
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@bridger_w: Is one of the steps in the P90X workout to tell everyone on Facebook that you're doing it?
@senorwinces: If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
@funnyordie: Lots of people comparing Trump to ISIS and Hitler. Wow. Take it easy, guys! That's not very nice to ISIS or Hitler.
@tastefactory: *cop sees chalk outline on family's driveway* "Damn, a cute bunny was murdered" "No, the kids who live here drew that, the body's over here"