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@david8hughes: [wipes brow]
"Finally finished YouTube."
@FuckabillyRex: I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler.
@underchilde: [Bank robber]: “Time to make a hasty escape.”
*Passes a store window full of kittens*
*Stands there for six hours*
@shwebby3: She said she wanted to see other people
So I bought a disguise
@TheRealRHB: Paid $50 for a device that has a motion detector that emits a sound to scare off neighbor's cat....she's out there rubbing up against it now
@concretesledge_: I just spent $100 at Whole Foods. This better be a damn good bag of Almonds.