@Xylit0l: Wish all of my viruses were this polite
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@s_cLaN07: My mother is the strongest woman I know. You should see how far she could throw a shoe.
@knot_eye: Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!
@QuinOShea: When my wife said let's do something fun for our anniversary I had no idea she meant together. I'm a man not a mind reader. I forgive you.