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@Xylit0l: Wish all of my viruses were this polite
@ssholeEric: A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married
@bridger_w: I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done
@HomeProbably: There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left.
She obviously wasn't blind at all.
@yoyoha: The Earth gets a day, Sharks get a week. That sounds about right.
@ceejoyner: The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite.