@Xylit0l: Wish all of my viruses were this polite
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@AsgardianRose: Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no.
@TheRealRobG: If I ignored your call, please send me a text that says "I called you.".... (sarcasm)
@ruinedpicnic: [puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid