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@domesticH: wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say.
yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!

wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say.
yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn’t making itself. liars!

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