@Hormonella: Wish I could focus on anything with even half the intensity of my dog watching me eat yogurt.
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@themorris23: And remember kids, when you go to Target, there really is no "non creepy" way to ask where the Vaseline is.
@nicfit75: Listen lady, you have 2 options. Either make your baby stop eyeballing me, or she & I can go outside to settle this.
@Teeter_Totter: I don't care how hardcore you are. If you don't cry when Dumbo visits his mommy in elephant jail, you have no soul.