@Donna_McCoy: Wish I had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle.
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@LetMeStart: Me: I couldn't eat another thing. Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some.
@audipenny: *carries 11 bags of groceries and like a whole mattress on one arm and my phone in my free hand*
@EndhooS: [Interview] "Do you have any previous experience dealing with animals?" [flashback to my flatmate leaving toast crumbs in the butter] ..Yes.
@Jake_Vig: If he marries someone else, raises a family, and leads a very fulfilling life, maybe he's just not that into you.