@SamGrittner: Baller is short for ballerina

@WhiteKid4Sale: Why do people say raw sewage. Saying raw makes it sound like it becomes better if cooked properly.

@BuckyIsotope: “I don’t have to run faster than the bear. I just have to run faster than you,” I say to my hiking companion. It is Usain Bolt. A bear waves

@Book_Krazy: No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids

@HomeProbably: It's funny how my doorbell starts working when I'm expecting a pizza delivery.