@PaperWash: wish I never spent that $20 my grandma gave me when I was 12, I could really use it right now
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@1Happytwit: Firemen are always really friendly, until they figure out it was you that started the fire.
@Elizasoul80: When people ask "what do you do" I try to seem normal by saying things like "Walk with my feet. Use water. See things that are there."
@DiamondLou69: Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money.
@KeetPotato: [paddling silently along the amazon in 2-man kayak taking in it's beauty] *from behind me* you know they named this after a website