@zacharyflynn: Wish the trash would take me out for once.
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@sloganeerist: People who replace "Christ" with "X" are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about.
@djdarrellripley: Jehovah's Witness': Have you given any thought to the afterlife? Me: Depends, are you two gonna be there? J.W: Why yes.. [slams the door]
@FrenulumBreve: [romantic dinner] her: "I was hoping it might just be the two of us." ventriloquist dummy: "he said I help with his confidence."