@zacharyflynn: Wish the trash would take me out for once.
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@iAmDelFreaky: Me: I wonder what the wicked witch's name is. 7: Ding Dong. Me: What? 7: The song says, Ding Dong the Witch is dead. Me: Oh. My. God. 😂
@Pork_Chop_Hair: I'm pretty laid back... but if the bagger boy at the grocery store puts soup cans with bananas and bread again, I'm going to Lose. My. Shit.