@zacharyflynn: Wish the trash would take me out for once.
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@Thereeveryday: The 4 stage of life: 1. You believe in Santa Claus 2. You don't believe in Santa Claus 3. You are Santa Clause 4. You look like Santa Claus
@Parker_Simpson: Thinking ab including nude photos of me in my Tinder profile to weed out women who vomit easily