@iGreenMonk: Wish there was a pill I could put in a girl's drink, that would make her do my taxes.
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@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.
@iRowlf: All the single ladies. All the single ladies. All the single ladies. Now put your hands up! Lol. But seriously, ladies. This is a robbery.
@wizdom: A real boyfriend will blow up his girl's phone when she's mad at him. She may not want to answer, but at least she'll see his effort.