@fatherofcomedy: wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!
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@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.
@TheToddWilliams: [spelling bee] "Your word is stupid" ME: Well give me a different one then "No, that's your word…stupid" ME: Maybe you're the stupid one