@fatherofcomedy: wish there was an edit option when d atm shows ur account balance!
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@Fickle_Filly: There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot.
@LeviathanPride: Why did the US invade Iraq when Steven Seagal's ponytail contains 85% of the worlds natural resources?
@badbanana: 1) See laptop on empty table in crowded coffee shop. 2) Ask someone to watch it for you. 3) Leave before the owner returns.
@TheToddWilliams: [Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you.