@crunchenhanced: Wishy-washy sounds like someone that's optimistically clean.
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@GashleyMadison: It's like my nana always said, "If you choose your friends wisely, you'll never have good drugs."
@CantWaitToNap: When a cop gently helps you in his car, promises you an overnighter & talks about bonding, he isn't taking you on a date... I know this now.
@Elizasoul80: I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life.
@Rollmaninoz: [date] Date: I thought your Tinder profile said you were a gym owner Me *eating a hotdog and scanning for Pokemon*: yes that's correct