@cuppajosh: With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!
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@yoyoha: Are there any police officers willing to come to my house in uniform and tell my kids that not listening to me is against the law
@Tmoney68: Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go.
@AnitaHelmet: I just want to apologize to all the guys I dated BEFORE I started using Prozac. And to their wives. And their local fire departments.