@TheWeirdWorld: With a dog, you have a glimpse into parenting. With a cat, you have a glimpse into marriage.
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@jessokfine: When someone says "women like you" to me, I assume they're referring to extremely powerful wizards.
@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.
@whatmaddness: I goofily dance over to my pals. Shit. These r strangers. Just… dance past them to my actual friends. Oh no. Help I need 2 find some1 I know