@emmaberen: with absolutely zero exaggeration I think I can say that this is the funniest thing I have ever seen
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@robfee: Dear Ninja Turtles, Why are you wearing masks? There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.
@causticbob: A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me you're on drugs." "I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs"
@BiIIMurray: I think abs are for guys that don’t have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool.