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@bea_ker: [with father in law]

"You know how to pluck a goose, son?"

Er yes sir, sure do

*stretches goose's neck and plays it like a double bass*

[with father in law]

“You know how to pluck a goose, son?”

Er yes sir, sure do

*stretches goose’s neck and plays it like a double bass*

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