@WarrenHolstein: With great power comes great electricity bill.
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@Rachelnoise: After three beers in a bikini I quit holding in my stomach and just think of baby names to tell people.
@Coolisiana: GUY WHO INVENTED CELEBRATING BIRTHDAYS: *is born* Ok wow like what an accomplishment MOTHER: For me? GUY: N- HELL no. For me. Please shut up