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@WarrenHolstein: With great power comes great electricity bill.
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@WilliamAder: I have patio furniture in the friend zone.
@AnitaHelmet: There's a skinny girl inside me who is just DYING to get out.
She stole the last cupcake & then bragged about her metabolism, so I ate her.
@timdonakowski: I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part.
@NikiWithIssues: There's a butterfly in my office and a nerf gun in my purse. Susan, clear my schedule.