@remmarg_yelsel: With Instagram's new video function, we will now be able to hear the quacks from all the duck faces.
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@iGreenMonk: TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.
@jewfacekilla: Girl in the locker room put her pants on the floor and tried to hop into them. I was going to call her awesomepants, but coma girl works too
@generaldietz: NEMESIS: i hate you ME: i hate me too. and the enemy of my enemy is my friend NEMESIS: so can you stay the night? ME: i'll ask my mom
@EJGomez: *slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR