With KFC’s announcement they’ve created an edible coffee cup, the chain is ready to face its next challenge: creating edible food.
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Helena Bonham Carter eats eight spiders a day. Not in her sleep, just whenever.
Bringing back the word zoinks but only for when someone shows me their baby.
I left her for one minute to use the bathroom. One minute.
Shoutout to the woman who yelled in anger as Wonka began “this stupid thing is a musical?!”
[Editor’s note: the woman was my mother-in-law. I was sitting with her. This was a full theater.]
Tonight I ate Cheetos for dinner, watched Rugrats, and played Mario Kart…if you’re in to mature women
Why stop at 7-layer dip? Make it 15 layers. 25. Go nuts. There is literally no one policing this.
I could win awards for having a bad memory.
In fact, I probably did. How would I know.
Protip: Eclipse glasses are not cheap but if you wait until tomorrow you can get a really good deal on them.
One way to find out if you’re old is to fall down in front of a group of people. If they laugh, you’re young, if they panic, you’re old.
Omg 🤣
“Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?” -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead
Batman: so I’ve been tracking the Joker’s movements all night and we need to-
Robin: you LIKE him!
Batman: omg shut up lol I do not
They say that sex is the best form of exercise.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 3 months is going to do much for that beer belly.
All of my tattoos mean something. For example, the Chumbawamba lyrics on my rib cage mean I don’t drink tequila anymore.
Well, don’t ever let your pc feel that you’re in a hurry cos they’re gonna slow down more 😩
“I was in so many vaginas in college my buddies called me Danpon. Anywho, tell me all your hopes and dreams.” – Me on first date/last date
*Getting pulled over*
Me: I knew we should have Uber’d
My dog: *stopping the car* Jus be cool
One of my 4 nephews just brought me wine and said, “Here’s your Christmas juice,” and now he’s the one I’m leaving everything to.
dogs can find happiness so easily
My friend told his gf he’s giving up valentines day for lent… I know what’s coming so I told him that i’m giving up letting friends sleep on my couch
Look, 80’s kids went from Inspector Gadget to Terminator so we have a lot of mixed feelings about technology.
If someone lends you their audio book, try not to lose it. You’ll never hear the end of it.
Wife leaves keys on counter with a helpful note saying “keys” in case I thought they were llamas.
My toddler only has 3 words, but she can already argue with me.
Celebrating a year since my bike got stolen and the wee boy put it on FB marketplace that evening and I stole it back the next day.
The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.
Yet another day of playing ‘Is it just allergies or should I prepare my will’
The only way I’d want to watch a video of you pouring a bucket of ice water over your head is if you promise you drown at the end.