@LittleMissZesty: With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed.
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@SteveSuckington: I wonder how many hobbies you have to suck at before you take up bird watching.
@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
@BuckyIsotope: My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.