@LittleMissZesty: With me, it's not PRIDE that comes before a fall. It's half a bottle of vodka and a coffee table that I forgot existed.
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@shkeeber: I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?
@RealDMK: Buy followers? No thanks. I'm married so I spend enough money on people I don't talk to
@sploosk: Welcome to Insults Я Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that
@RickAaron: This grocery store is playing "Freebird" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey.