@Metalligretch: With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself.
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@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it
@AnkCoupleTO: [skating together on a frozen pond] Her: Isn't this romantic? Me: *sees a 'danger thin ice' sign, makes a beeline for it* hell yeah
@DothTheDoth: I love how insurance companies offer "accident forgiveness" like they're some sort of ancient deity pardoning your existence.