@Metalligretch: With my luck, I'll die and get reincarnated as myself.
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@ShittyComedian: When you said coke I assumed you meant cocaine. No thank you. Soda is bad for you.
@mattZillaaaa: I work with some really great people. They're reliable, they're honest and they never cause any problems. I don't fit in at all.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: She: Why don't we ever have sex anymore? Me: What's this "we" shit? I'm having plenty.