@smilely_gal: With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century.
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@darinlovesbacon: Your honor I object! That other lawyer is saying stuff that makes my client look guilty
@RxitWounds: Objection your honor! He's badgering the witness lmao *Courtroom erupts in laughter* Badger: Ok seriously I'm a lawyer and deserve respect
@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.
@AaronFullerton: Beyoncé: Ok now ladies let's get in formation. Ladies: Information about what? Beyoncé: Dammit, ladies, we went over this.