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@RoosterMustache: [with my pet bird at the park]

Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute

Me: *covering mr quackers ears* he's a mallard u idiot get away from me

[with my pet bird at the park]

Hot girl: omg ur duck is so cute

Me: *covering mr quackers ears* he’s a mallard u idiot get away from me

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