@wittwitbarista: With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner.
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@JH_Moncrieff: "I don't understand...we're a grocery store. Do we really need an editor on staff?" Yes. Yes, you do.
@danjan13: Not a single one of my girlfriends has stuck around to see how many old school WWF finishing moves I know.