@Jandalize: With the money I found in the dryer, the girl in me says buy chocolate and candy, but the adult in me says buy beer, chocolate and candy.
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@Karissajem: Husband just asked if I was too drunk to cook dinner. Ha! Does he think I'm some sort of amateur? *googles how to cover up burnt eyebrows*
@TheAlexP: *getting escorted out of a Chuck E. Cheese* Listen buddy, This beer told me I could dance.
@Wine_Honey1: My boss said that we could go outside during the solar eclipse, but no time limit was given *takes 8 hour lunch break *raids liquor store