@cupcakelynda: With the right person, there is no such thing as inappropriate behavior.
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@Jandalize: My daughter's boyfriend left his wallet here. I put girls names & numbers in it. Later today I'll ask my daughter if he has change for a $20
@WilliamAder: My Twitter clique is basically five or six people who have mistaken me for someone else.
@ComedyAndTruth: Me: I'm gonna lose weight. Me: I'm gonna exercise every day. Me: I'm gonna go on a diet and stick to it. Me: Is that cake?
@weinerdog4life: The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds.