@DancesWithTamis: With trump being a potential candidate I feel like the Simpsons are sitting on their couch watching an episode of us
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@hippieswordfish: when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent
@sixthformpoet: People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.
@hotsoccerchic69: Great Gatsby (2013), Wolf of Wallstreet (2013), Django Unchained (2012): Leonardo DiCaprio is rich and screams at people