@HapInTheCap: Wizard of Oz is the ultimate chick flick. Two women trying to kill each other over shoes. Brilliant, really.
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@WilliamAder: What's the point of making people like Paul McCartney and Elton John knights if they're not going to joust?
@JohnLyonTweets: No, autocorrect, I'm not "pooping" popcorn. Not now anyway. Later, yes, but I don't plan to text about it.
@Shanehasabeard: Did you know a hummingbird has to consume half its body weight in sugar every day and that I don't have to do that but I still also do that?
@samfromks: Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...