@LindseyEllison2: Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs.
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@KyleMcDowell86: "Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming" "We're not bring ur new chainsaw-" "HER NAME'S DEBBY"
@runningmascara6: I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole..
@SteveKoehler22: Vegetarians and vegans are admirable ...... but cannibals are the real humanitarians.