@LindseyEllison2: Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs.
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@austen_420: Rules for meeting a puppy: 1 be cool 2 pet it 3 do not steal it 4 stop running from the owner 5 put it down 6 this isn't worth jail time
@juliussharpe: Gotta be careful. My astrologer just warned me someone pretending to predict the future would steal my money.
@OfficeofSteve: Ben-Hur was actually called, Fast & The Furious: Jerusalem Drift, but the name didn't catch on like they had hoped