@LindseyEllison2: Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs.
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@Amusitr0n: Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons.
@lawyerthoughts: Just when I think I'm 100% against the death penalty, I see a bright yellow hummer taking up two parking spots.
@SteveKoehler22: ( spelling bee ) Your word is "passive-aggressive" "Can you use it in a sentence?" Sure, kid. I'll hold up the contest just for you.