@ProudFFAalumni: woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going to be magical.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Cheeseboy22: Thinking of leaving a fake bloody arm inside the blood pressure machine at this CVS pharmacy.
@Reverend_Scott: Before you reply to a tweet, take a deep breath. Now hold it. Hold it... Hold it.... Hold it... Keep holding it... Die.