@Baxterbix: Woke up with a hangover to the sound of my neighbor cutting the grass. He can cut around me, I'm not movin'.
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@dafloydsta: [spelling bee] Your word is 'condescending' "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course I can. Can YOU?
@seethenare: If you're a couple who sit on the same side of the booth, I'mma slide into the empty seat and eat your fries. Stop creeping everyone out.
@RidiculousSheri: The cartoon character I most resemble is Jessica Rabbit. I'm kidding, it's Betty Boop. Okay, Hello Kitty. Fine. Miss Piggy. Ursula.