@robdelaney: Woman at drive-thru just called me "honey." Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike.
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@joekjoek: How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist
@PetrickSara: "You saw nothing." -me, to the neighbor kids about the toy I just shoved in the trash