@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.

@kelownagoose: Let's make it weird. Dont worry. I'll start.

@gerryhallcomedy: If anyone on the street asks for directions - give directions to YOUR house. Then run home, put on music and wait for your new best friend!

@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".

@GABBYdaAngSaya: Prisoner: You inked Me: *thinking about my "I hate prisoners" back tattoo* No why