@robdelaney: Woman at drive-thru just called me "honey." Headed home to tell my wife to take a god damn hike.
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@andylassner: The Samsung Galaxy is a cool phone if you don't mind carrying around a 42" screen.
@gerryhallcomedy: If anyone on the street asks for directions - give directions to YOUR house. Then run home, put on music and wait for your new best friend!
@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".