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@abbycohenwl: Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor?
Doctor: It's a mango. A perfectly ripe mango
Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies

Woman: Is it a boy or a girl, doctor?
Doctor: It’s a mango. A perfectly ripe mango
Woman: Oh thank GOD. I hate babies

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