@merseytart: Woman on CNN talking about London's streets being eerily quiet. Mate, it's Sunday. They're not cowering in fear, they're having a lie in.
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@KateWhineHall: Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out.
@roxiqt: You can lead a horse to water but I don't know why you'd want to do that when there are infinitely cooler places to hang out with a horse. Take them out dancing. Go rock climbing. Change it up. Don't let things get dull. Part of love is constantly surprising each other.
@ericsshadow: How to cure a headache 1. Drink a glass of water. 2. Take 10 deep breathes. 3. Give headache your credit card & tell her to go to the mall.