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@Sickayduh: [woman on death row]
"Your last meal?"
- I don't care. You pick.
"Fish?"
- Gross no
"Steak?"
- No. Anything is fine tho.
"Pasta?"
- Ew carbs

[woman on death row]
“Your last meal?”
– I don’t care. You pick.
“Fish?”
– Gross no
“Steak?”
– No. Anything is fine tho.
“Pasta?”
– Ew carbs

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