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@RandomAntics: Woman: Please send an ambulance, I'm having contradictions!!

Operator: Ma'am, do you mean 'contractions'?

Woman: Yes! No!

Woman: Please send an ambulance, I’m having contradictions!!

Operator: Ma’am, do you mean ‘contractions’?

Woman: Yes! No!

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