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@ThisOneSayz: Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat!

Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!

Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don’t eat meat! 

Me: don’t forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!

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