@NoogsCorner: Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them.
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@causticbob: MISSING: Black and white cat with red collar. Very intelligent. Mittens, if you're reading this, please come home.
@TheBoydP: If a picture is worth a thousand words then why does everyone only buy Playboy magazine for the articles?
@NourHadidi: How to stop checking someone's Facebook page: 1. Delete your Facebook profile 2. Break your phone 3. Give away your laptop 4. Die
@caribbeanaj: I really wanted to remarry the woman I divorced a year ago, but she said I was only after my money.