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@crunchenhancer: Women are like campfires.

Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart.

And, both don't like it if you pee on them.

Mostly.

Women are like campfires.

Beautiful, hot, smell great, warm your heart.

And, both don’t like it if you pee on them.

Mostly.

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